Monday, May 28, 2012

Happy Monday From The Mega Independent

Wow, can you believe it's Monday again already? The editors of The Mega Independent sure can't.

Don't get too down, though, because tomorrow is Tuesday, and then Wednesday and it's all downhill from there. As journalists, remember that we never sleep. Not even on weekends. We are always on guard, on a constant vigil, protecting you, the citizen, from tyranny by the 1%. By exposing information, presenting it fairly with a touch of Journalistic Justice, and keeping those in power honest.

Don't thank us. We feel it's our patriotic duty.

Happy Monday!


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